Application of a Jack.

Let me be a little bit formal and follow the.. Formal here.

1. So about my character.. I really don't play EMS these days, I remember getting my Hermit up to lvl 120 and making him an NL, but I pretty much gave up on the game afterwards.. So my equips are probably outdated, along with my damage. Sadly my usb where I keep all my maple pictures have crashed, so I can't provide any pics of my char, but I could tell you that his name is HW0ARANG. What I could do is to provide you with a crappy Bannedstory pic of him, or like, actually log on and snap a picture, but that seems rather pointless.

2. Well I'm your average internet person, I'm a 20 year old male from Sweden, and you may call me Jack if you so wish to. My general interests involves gaming, but I'm actually more of an "all-around dude", being able to endure any social situation, even tho it's not always so pleasant ^^.
Writing this at 4am my local time brings out the most appealing appearance, so I'll go right ahead to describe it. My hair looks like an un-brushed version of Justin Biebers old haircut, I have big black rings around my eyes, which matches my 6o'clock shadow perfectly. I'm about 197cm tall, and I weigh somewhere between 65 and 75kgs.

3. My Maplestory history is quite interesting, it started back in the good ol' 06's with me casually noobing around in a game I had no idea how to play properly. Luckily I'm not that bad anymore, I'd actually say I know quite allot about the game (or well, maybe not too much since I haven't played for over a year, especially not EMS). Anyways, I've always liked playing rogues, so it was only natural for me to main an assasin, because of their range, high damage and awesome mobility. Errm, yeah, about more private history I've actually gotten banned randomly a couple of times (I used so spend ridiculous amount of money on NX, which led to me being pretty well funded, also using several 2xExp everyday), ah, the autobans caused me so much agony q_q.

4. So yeah, I'm not really playing Maplestory right now, but I still like the sprites, and how easy Bannedstory is to use, so I once in a while create short animation loops for a nostalgia kick, which ends up with me trying to play Maplestory again, which ends with me mashing my head against the wall. A game I do tend to enjoy playing is Super Smash Bros Melee, I enjoy it enough to actually compete in it on a worldly scale, but other than that I only play some retro games which reminds me of the past.

5. I've actually never bossed much, except for private servers, but that's not really the same. I've done a few Zaks with some friends, but yeah, that's pretty much it.

6. Well, judging from the question you would probably be mad if I said that I have positive opinions of any of the options. Luckily I don't. And I know that not many do it, but I actually compare scamming with merchanting, I mean, it's not really fair to try to tell someone their stuff is worth less than you're buying it for, I mean, 99% of merchanting is lying and being a general douche. Kill stealing is also one of those things that I've never understood, I mean, if I would be (using a fair example) grinding on Jesters, I would make sure to kill things as fast as possible, leaving about 20% left of Jesters until they respawn (on average), so if someone would try to KS me it would mean that we generally split up the map, making us kill about 50/50 of the map, which would be bad for him, I mean, he would gain much more from just waiting for a free ch.. Oh yeah, to sum it up: Scammers are assholes and KS:ers are stupid.

7. I actually don't want to join the guild at all, I was strolling around the screen shot forum and clicked on someones signature by mistake, making this forum pop up. And I simply adore the forum banner, it's short, clever and adorable. And don't forget to mention the graphics, it almost looks like Flash o: I demand to speak with whoever made it (I'm pretty sure it's [Smile], but I honestly have no idea D:.

8. I actually expect you to deny my application due to lack of interest of an actual guild, but I hope you still let me stick around the forums guild members sections. And I wouldn't mind if you guys were nice to hang around either .

9. I really don't have much to offer this guild, I guess I could animate some sigs/profile pictures to the members if they wanted me to, and like, eventually log onto my NL to help prevent KSing from guild mates, if so would be requested, as well as helping with boss runs from time to time.

10. Uhm, about the people I know in this guild.. Actually not many, none to be exact. But I guess I've seen ]Sandara around the SS forums a few times, but I don't really think that counts, as well as I admire [Smile]'s works.

11. Meh, I'm not really into maple anymore, which I've stated above a few times, but I do want to get to lvl 200 sometimes, not sure if I should aim at Global or Europe tho.. Meeting new interesting people is also fun, but I wouldn't consider it a goal in Maplestory, more like a little hobby aside from the constant grinding (then again, it's been a while ago since I grinded).

Erm, I 'm unsure whether you want me in the guild or even on the forums, but it would be sweet to get to know you all a little better, and who know, if you guys are awesome enough I might actually consider playing the game again o:


Oh, and as for the rules:
I'll gladly help anyone who is in need of my assistance.
I will always respect the authority of the Master and Jr Masters, even tho I don't like to list different people with rankings, but hey, everyone is worth something right? And it just happens to be a fact that the Jrs/Masters opinion matter a little more than others.
KSing wouldn't be a problem since I don't really see any profit with doing it, it being immoral, and also since I don't play F3.
Hacking is also pretty stupid, especially in a game based on grinding. I mean like, why would I want to buff my lvl while hacking when nobody else than I care about what lvl I am. I mean, why not be honest?
Oh yeah scamming.. I really hate people who trick people for profit.
Merchanting is like.. The same, but not really as bad, even tho it kind is ;x And spamming a pointless text over and over is just a waste of time, why would anyone sane wanna do that?
I can't really say much about the last rule, it's not that I would swap guilds because I would be bored with you, or that I would gain more profit/popularity from another guild, but I'm not sure that I'm fit for being a guild mate.. It's up to you to decide whether I'm staying or not, and if it's a go you better make it worthwhile for me, cause I'll be sure that you wouldn't regret yourselves.
Jack out. Gotta catch some sleep before rush away to work.